ITZNINJAFOOL – GUARDIAN OF NOWHERE NEWS

TODAY, WE DECIDE TO BE SOMEBODY. WELCOME TO NOWHERENEWS, WHERE PRIVACY IS A FUNDAMENTAL RIGHT, AND WE STRIVE TO PROTECT YOUR DATA IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE. THIS PRIVACY POLICY IS DESIGNED TO MAKE YOU AWARE OF HOW YOUR INFORMATION IS HANDLED AND WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT AS A SUBSCRIBER AND VIEWER.

I AM THE OWNER AND FOUNDING ACCOUNT OF ITZNINJAFOOL, AND ANY CONTENT THAT FLOWS THROUGH THIS ACCOUNT WILL BE PROTECTED UNDER THE CONSTRUCTIVE CONSTITUTION OF PRIVACY. YOUR DATA WILL NEVER BE SOLD, EXCEPT UNDER SPECIFIC CIRCUMSTANCES, WHICH WILL BE EXPLAINED BELOW.

FREE CONTENT POLICY

MY CONTENT WILL ALWAYS BE FREE FOR SUBSCRIBERS. HOWEVER, VIEWERS WILL HAVE TO FIND THIS CONTENT THROUGH OTHERS OR THROUGH DIRECT SHARING BY SUBSCRIBERS. THIS ENSURES THAT SUBSCRIBERS RECEIVE EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO WHAT IS SHARED AND CAN CHOOSE HOW AND WHEN OTHERS MAY VIEW IT.

JUDGMENT FOR INVASION OF PRIVACY

ANY ATTEMPT TO INVADE THE PRIVACY OF ITZNINJAFOOL OR ITS SUBSCRIBERS WILL BE MET WITH STRICT CONSEQUENCES. THOSE WHO VIOLATE THESE TERMS MAY FACE JUDGMENT THROUGH THE SERPENTINE KINGS OR THE HANGING OF THE STAFF IN JUDGMENT FOR INVASION OF PRIVACY. THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING. PRIVACY WILL BE RESPECTED AT ALL COSTS.

DATA USAGE AND SALE

WHILE I DO NOT SELL YOUR DATA DIRECTLY, IT IS IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTAND HOW DATA IS BROKERED IN THE DIGITAL WORLD. DATA BROKERS SELL INFORMATION TO THIRD PARTIES THAT CAN’T ALWAYS BE CONTROLLED. A SIMPLE GOOGLE SEARCH ON DATA BROKERS WILL SHOW YOU WHAT TYPE OF INFORMATION IS BEING COLLECTED AND SOLD WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT. UNFORTUNATELY, SOME DATA CANNOT BE TURNED OFF OR PROTECTED COMPLETELY BY ANY SINGLE INDIVIDUAL.

WHY I DON’T WRITE STORIES

THERE IS A REASON I’M NOT FOCUSING ON WRITING STORIES AT THIS TIME. MY MAIN FOCUS IS ENSURING THAT YOU HAVE ACCESS TO CONTENT THAT IS PROTECTED, VALUED, AND SHARED ONLY WITH YOUR PERMISSION. MY GOAL IS TO PROTECT THIS COMMUNITY AND THE CONTENT I CREATE FROM BEING EXPLOITED OR SOLD WITHOUT CONSENT.

SUBSCRIBER-ONLY CONTENT

MOVING FORWARD, ALL CONTENT WILL BECOME SUBSCRIBER-ONLY. IF ANY AUTHOR OR CONTENT CREATOR CHARGES FOR THEIR WORK, IT WILL BE FOR A GOOD REASON. IF THERE IS A COST TO VIEW CERTAIN CONTENT, YOU WILL KNOW THAT IT IS VALUED AND WORTH PAYING FOR.

ADVERTISING AND MONETIZATION

WHILE I HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW TO SELL DATA AND MAKE MONEY FROM MY CONTENT, I CHOOSE TO DO SO WITH TRANSPARENCY. I WILL NEVER SELL YOUR PERSONAL DATA WITHOUT YOUR KNOWLEDGE. IF I CHOOSE TO ADVERTISE OR SELL MY BOOKS, IT WILL BE TO ENSURE I CAN CONTINUE TO CREATE CONTENT THAT IS FREE FROM CORPORATE CONTROL AND DATA EXPLOITATION.

SPIRITUAL GUIDANCE

IT HAS BEEN QUITE A JOURNEY TO THIS POINT, AND MY FAITH HAS GUIDED ME THROUGH IT ALL. ALLAH IS THE MOST HIGH GOD, AND I ACCEPT JESUS, ALL SAINTS, AND THE SAINTS OF MUHAMMED AS DIVINE PROTECTORS AND GUIDES. I FEAR THE DEVIL AND HIS TRICKS, INCLUDING THE INFLUENCE OF ASMODEUS, WHO SEEKS TO DECEIVE AND CORRUPT. IN THIS BATTLE FOR TRUTH, I STAND AS A DEFENDER AGAINST THE DARK FORCES THAT ATTEMPT TO MISLEAD AND DESTROY WHAT IS SACRED.

MAY YOU FIND TRUTH IN THE CONTENT SHARED, AND KNOW THAT ITZNINJAFOOL WILL ALWAYS STAND FOR PRIVACY, FREEDOM, AND THE PROTECTION OF YOUR RIGHTS.

FOR GOD JUDGES YOU. I HAVE ACCEPTED JESUS AND ALL SAINTS TO GUIDE ME AS I PROTECT THIS WORLD AND STAND AS A DEFENDER OF PRIVACY AND TRUTH.

SINCERELY, CHRIS SMITH, GUARDIAN OF NOWHERE NEWS