Police show up.

Officer: Are you Chris?

Me: Yeah. Let me guess my mom called you guys.

Officer: Yep. She called us to make sure you are okay. We heard you were arguing with your girlfriend. Your mom seemed concerned. Everything good?

Me: Figures. She does this even when I don’t answer Facebook. Yeah. Things are alright. We just got into an argument over where she had been all day.

Officer: Nothing got physical did it?

Me: No. We were just arguing. And to be honest, she was arguing with my mom over Facebook. Then my mom hung up and called you guys.

Officer: Okay, nothing got physical. Do you have somewhere where you can go for a bit.

Dakota: He can come over to my house. I came over to get him for a bit because they were arguing. Get him out of the house for a bit.

Officer: Who is he?

Dakota: I am his neighbor.

Officer: Okay. *Looks to me* Do you mind leaving for a while? Let things cool off. Maybe stay at his house for the night?

Me: I guess I can do that. I don’t really see any reason to. My mom basically got mad at Shay for saying stuff to her that she didn’t like.

Officer: Okay. Well, I suppose we can wrap this up. If I have to come back here tonight things will not be good.

Me: Okay. You guys probably won’t have to come back.

Then me and Dakota started walking towards his house once we notice the police make the first move.

Kind of a dumb interview. But, I think this still counted. Real life? Or is this just a made up story?